Rockin’ Tragedy
December 23, 2023
A Dozen Donuts
September 22, 2022
¡Yo Quiero Ocho Boligrafos!
November 23, 2021
Just when I think I couldn’t possibly get any sillier… I record the whole song, take my zoom recorder and drive to an empty parking lot so I can record 15 tracks of shouty vocals at like 1am, finish the song then stay up until 6am editing the video and painstakingly animating fonts. This song brought to you by Duolingo.
“When Can I Poop At Your House?” (Duet with @ImSadAlex)
October 1, 2021
After dueting SadAlex’s “When Can I Poop At Your House” several folks wanted a full cover, and I wanted to do it!
Chingaderas
May 3, 2021
How are you fuckers always getting in?
You little fuckers always getting in!
Where are you fuckers always getting in?
I don’t like it.
So please stop.
Sonny Day
May 1, 2021
No disrespect to bitches and hoes
Everybody loves the bitches and hoes
I sure love the bitches and hoes
‘Cause I’m hardcore! I’m hardcore!
Ravioli Shoes
April 1, 2021
John Mayer made a TikTok of a short song called “Ravioli Shoes” and I liked it so much that I wrote a verse and added bass, drums, and a harmony.
Lost my job
Haven’t eaten in 3 days
But then I found a buckSo I go to the store
To see what I can afford
And find that I’m in luckA can of ravioli makes my heart go crazy
Like a lover’s embraceThough I know that it’s wrong
I’ve got an urge so strong
I just can’t stuff it in my faceSometimes you gotta do what you can
To walk off those blues
Even if that means
Spending all your beans on
Ravioli shoes