Song Without A Chorus
April 29, 2016
I’m gonna write a song without a chorus.
Some might call it an unconventional song.
I know I run the risk that it might bore us.
Because without a chorus it’s hard to sing along.
Now this is where the chorus could go,
But this is more like a bridge you know,
And if you don’t know, the lyrics just told you so.
You probably thought that bridge would keep on going.
And now you find that we’re here back in the verse.
I did it to challenge everything you know and
Also, all of my songs are very terse.
We’re All Prince
April 22, 2016
Prince may gone from this corporeal plane but he would want us to remember that we are all Prince. In fact, this past video was very much Prince inspired.
If you like purple or paisley then you’re Prince
If other people call you crazy, then you’re Prince.
If your name was ever a symbol, then you’re Prince.
If you drink champagne from a thimble, then you’re Prince.
If you like to wear a thin mustache, eye liner and a silk sash,
If you like to do things your own way, and you don’t care what other people say,
If you want to be sexy with confidence, just look inside to your inner Prince.
He would tell us everything is gonna be just fine.
If we party like it’s 1999
If you like life a little bit funky, then you’re Prince.
I even met a Tibetan monk, he was also Prince.
So don’t be morose or somber about Prince.
You don’t have to be unbelievably legendary like he, you see.
He lives on in every one of you and me.
We’re all Prince.
Sock Hophthalmologist
April 15, 2016
You should get yourself to the ophthalmologist.
You should really go and get your eyeball lookied at.
If you go to the sock hop you won’t get kissed
With your eye looking infected like that.You want to take her to the dance,
But that thing on your eye needs to be lanced.
The girls say they have heard a rumor
That there is something wrong with your vitreous humor.
Snuggletown
April 8, 2016
Snuggletown, Snuggletown,
Everybody get your friends and come on down.
Snuggletown, Snuggletown,
If you don’t want to go we will kill you.
Everybody wants to go to Snuggletown,
So if you don’t then you must be a pod person.
When you say you want to go to Snuggletown,
If you’re lying we will know and that’s worse and so, hey!
Snuggletown, Snuggletown,
A bed big enough for the whole populaiton.
Snuggletown, Snuggletown,
Spreading love and snuggles all across the nation!
No pod people allowed.
Room Temperature
April 1, 2016
Hmm, this could have relevance to “Room Temperature Margaritas.”
Room temperature.
Kind of depends on the room.
Room temperature.
It could be freezing or as hot as Mt. Doom.
So if you’re gonna talk temperature,
Talk in degrees,
If it’s Celsius you’ll have to convert it first, please.
But don’t say “room temperature” unless we’re in the same room.
Breakfast All Day
March 25, 2016
From my 80s glam metal days in Band-dana. I was eventually kicked out for not wearing enough bandanas.
Breakfast all day,
Breakfast all night,
There is no time breakfast isn’t alright.
If you restrict breakfast to certain hours,
You’re a breakfast fascist,
Come on and fight the power.
If you stop serving breakfast at eleven o’clock,
You’re part of the problem,
Man, you do not rock.
If your breakfast items are always on the menu,
You are one of us because you know we love it when you serve
Breakfast all day.
Breakfast All night.
4 Creepy Notes
March 18, 2016
4 creepy notes.
Here’s a chord that sounds ominous and sad, followed by 4 creepy notes.
Here’s a chord that sounds hopeful and glad, ruined by 4 creepy notes.
Each note on their own is perfectly fine,
But you will find when they combine,
In a chord or in a line,
They’re 4 creepy notes.
So eerie those 4 creepy notes.
Don’t worry about 4 creepy notes.
Just go to sleep.
4 creepy notes.
Mr. Silhouette
March 11, 2016
I know my theme song said “All of them are gonna be pretty silly,” but I’m not sure if this one really qualifies! I may have accidentally been not all that silly. Oops.
I am just a silhouette backlit by the sun.
If you’re looking for bright colors or sharp features I have none.
I don’t mind the life I lead, its alright with me.
Though I’m never in the spotlight I am full of mystery.
Mr. Silhouette is what they call me.
And then I’m gone.
Minty Dental Floss
March 4, 2016
Minty minty dental floss keeping my teeth clean.
It’s an important part of your dental hygiene.
If you’re like me then you don’t want to do it,
But if you want to keep your teeth, get down to it.
It only takes a minute, maybe two if you linger.
It always cuts the circulation off in my fingers.
Minty minty dental floss.
Kaylee Dog Is A Poop Diva
February 26, 2016
Kayleee dog is a poop diva.
She is so particular about where she goes.
Kaylee dog is a poop diva.
She’s gotta sniff everything with her nose.
Kaylee dog is a poop diva.
We gotta walk for miles, she gets so distracted.
Kaylee dog is a poop diva.
You’ve got it way better than your ancestral pack did.Kaylee dog why don’t you go to the bathroom?
Enough is enough, I wanna go back inside.
Kaylee dog there is no more perfect spot than the thousand other spots that you’ve already tried.
Kaylee dog, yeah I know you’ve gotta go now.
You haven’t pooped for days and that ain’t right.
Kaylee dog, if you would do your doggie business,
Then we could go inside and go to bed for the night.