Pumpkin Pod People

Recorded for an online advent calendar I’m doing for someone this holiday season. Seemed like it should find a permanent home here.

It’s that time of year again
For the naughty and the nice
No one, family or friend
Can escape the pumpkin spice
It falls like snow on everything
That you drink or that you eat
The pumpkin overlords won’t stop
Until the spread of pumpkin is complete and there’s

Pumpkin spice bologna and
Pumpkin spice shampoo
Pumpkin macaroni and
Pumpkin scented running shoes
Pumpkin on your pizza and
Pumpkin spice wood glue
Nothing but pumpkin in your pee and your poo

Pumpkin spice wine and
Pumpkin prophylactics
Pumpkin all the time and
Pumpkin til we’re all sick
Pumpkin pod people
Family and friends
Feasting on each other til the end

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