Green Veggie Juice

6 pounds of veggies in a 16 ounce bottle.
So good for you but it tastes god awful.
Get your gut clean with a 4 day cleanse,
At the same time pay for all your sins.
Tastes like you put a bunch of grass in a blender,
Going off on a Chlorophyll bender.
Sure it tastes great, maybe if you’re a cow.
I really want a burger and fries right now,
But it’s green veggie juice!
Then another green veggie juice!
And yet another green veggie juice!
And maybe some fruit or a salad!
Green veggie juice!
Snack on raw veggies!
Green veggie juice!
Stay away from any ledges!
Green veggie juice for 4 days straight!
At least I won’t feel guilty about what I ate!

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