Rockin’ Tragedy

I wrote this in the car at a QT waiting for a dude from Craigslist to meet me to buy something. He never showed up. That has nothing to do with the song though.

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A Dozen Donuts

This little ditty came to me in the middle of the night when I got up to pee so I saved it in a voice memo so I wouldn’t forget it.

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If You Wanna Get Laid

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¡Yo Quiero Ocho Boligrafos!

Just when I think I couldn’t possibly get any sillier… I record the whole song, take my zoom recorder and drive to an empty parking lot so I can record 15 tracks of shouty vocals at like 1am, finish the song then stay up until 6am editing the video and painstakingly animating fonts. This song brought to you by Duolingo.

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99 Gold Dubloons

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“When Can I Poop At Your House?” (Duet with @ImSadAlex)

https://youtu.be/OF-RdE-bbGw

After dueting SadAlex’s “When Can I Poop At Your House” several folks wanted a full cover, and I wanted to do it!

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Sir Richard’s Ode

Wait for it…

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Chingaderas

How are you fuckers always getting in?
You little fuckers always getting in!
Where are you fuckers always getting in?
I don’t like it.
So please stop.

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Sonny Day

No disrespect to bitches and hoes
Everybody loves the bitches and hoes
I sure love the bitches and hoes
‘Cause I’m hardcore! I’m hardcore!

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Ravioli Shoes

John Mayer made a TikTok of a short song called “Ravioli Shoes” and I liked it so much that I wrote a verse and added bass, drums, and a harmony.

Lost my job
Haven’t eaten in 3 days
But then I found a buck

So I go to the store
To see what I can afford
And find that I’m in luck

A can of ravioli makes my heart go crazy
Like a lover’s embrace

Though I know that it’s wrong
I’ve got an urge so strong
I just can’t stuff it in my face

Sometimes you gotta do what you can
To walk off those blues
Even if that means
Spending all your beans on
Ravioli shoes

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