The Ballad Of Sam Elliott’s Mustache

My first silly song from the road! We are vacationing in Mexico so all I had access to was Garage Band on my iPad, so I whipped this up. I really wanted to film it using a Snapchat filter that made you look like Sam Elliott but it was gone by the time I filmed this.

There’s only one thing Chuck Norris fears,
And it’s grown more manly throughout the years.
It’s got more grit than Johnny Cash,
And That thing  is Sam Elliott’s mustache.

It hails from a place called MANTANA,
And was born to a hat and a bandana.
There’s only one thing that The Hulk couldn’t smash,
And that thing is Sam Elliott’s mustache.

There once was another stache raising heck,
And it lived on the lip of Alex Trebek.
One day it disappeared for talking trash
About Sam Elliott’s mustache.

So if you find some days that you’re losing hope,
And the world has you feeling like you just can’t cope,
No matter what the trouble, be it big or small,
Sam Elliott’s mustache watches over us all.

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