Hair Coup

What the hell is up with my hair?
We had a good thing going up there.
A symbiotic détente, but now you do what you want.
I don’t want to have to cut you but I will.
Maybe it’s just growing pains.
An awkward stage driving me insane,
But if you’re breaking this truce, I’m gonna stock up on mousse.
I can’t have a hairdo staging a power coup, no.
Everybody loves my hair, now.
All the stylists think it’s great.
You may be going grey, at least you’re not going away,
But you’re a strong willed beast,
An entity with sentience.
Come on back now.
We had a good thing.

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