Sock Hophthalmologist

You should get yourself to the ophthalmologist.
You should really go and get your eyeball lookied at.
If you go to the sock hop you won’t get kissed
With your eye looking infected like that.

You want to take her to the dance,
But that thing on your eye needs to be lanced.
The girls say they have heard a rumor
That there is something wrong with your vitreous humor.

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