The Legend of Beardy McScrufferson
Posted on June 10, 2016
It’s the legend of Beardy McScrufferson
Beardy McScrufferson had him a beard that grew right up out of his face.
There was nothing remarkable about said beard, it grew at an average pace.
The follicle count was nothing to talk about, the colors were what you’d expect.
In fact it was average in every way with no anomalies to detect.
So why should we sing a song, ballad or ode,
when there is no legend or story to be told?
Beardy McScrufferson is just a guy with a beard.
He’s no more special than you or I.
Beardy McScrufferson just has a beard so there’s no reason to sing this song.