Rockin’ Tragedy

A Dozen Donuts

If You Wanna Get Laid

¡Yo Quiero Ocho Boligrafos!

Just when I think I couldn’t possibly get any sillier… I record the whole song, take my zoom recorder and drive to an empty parking lot so I can record 15 tracks of shouty vocals at like 1am,… Read More

99 Gold Dubloons

“When Can I Poop At Your House?” (Duet with @ImSadAlex)

After dueting SadAlex’s “When Can I Poop At Your House” several folks wanted a full cover, and I wanted to do it!

Sir Richard’s Ode

Wait for it…

Chingaderas

How are you fuckers always getting in?You little fuckers always getting in!Where are you fuckers always getting in?I don’t like it.So please stop.

Sonny Day

No disrespect to bitches and hoesEverybody loves the bitches and hoesI sure love the bitches and hoes‘Cause I’m hardcore! I’m hardcore!

Ravioli Shoes

John Mayer made a TikTok of a short song called “Ravioli Shoes” and I liked it so much that I wrote a verse and added bass, drums, and a harmony. Lost my jobHaven’t eaten in 3 daysBut then… Read More