Peter Is A Keyboard Wizard

Happy birthday to Peter Huysman! One of the few people who watch these videos! Peter is a keyboard wizard! On the 10th day of July Was born a magical guy Music in his fingertips That sounded like alien… Read More

Delayed Gratification

Lifting heavy things has got me so sore Pick ’em up, put em down, then you do it some more Repeat til you deplete your glycogen stores And your muscles will get bigger and stronger Lats, delts, quads,… Read More

Aurora’s Sleeping

A few years ago, I was over at the house of two of my best friends and favorite people in the world, Brian and Akasha. I grabbed a guitar that was sitting around the house and just started… Read More

Green Veggie Juice

6 pounds of veggies in a 16 ounce bottle. So good for you but it tastes god awful. Get your gut clean with a 4 day cleanse, At the same time pay for all your sins. Tastes like… Read More

The Legend of Beardy McScrufferson

It’s the legend of Beardy McScrufferson Beardy McScrufferson had him a beard that grew right up out of his face. There was nothing remarkable about said beard, it grew at an average pace. The follicle count was nothing… Read More

Happy Fun Town

This week’s silly song is doing double duty! I wrote it to be the theme song for “Happy Fun Town,” an improv show at The Institution Theater! Opening tonight! Go hear the fully recorded version at the show!… Read More

The Ballad Of Sam Elliott’s Mustache

My first silly song from the road! We are vacationing in Mexico so all I had access to was Garage Band on my iPad, so I whipped this up. I really wanted to film it using a Snapchat… Read More

Hair Coup

What the hell is up with my hair? We had a good thing going up there. A symbiotic détente, but now you do what you want. I don’t want to have to cut you but I will. Maybe… Read More

Shenanigangsters

Shenanigans are the currency of fun. I’m the type who likes to take the money and run. Scheming, machinations, shenanigans and chicanery. Put them all together in a casserole, you get Schemachinaniganery! Shenanigangsters! That’s what they call us… Read More

I Am A Sexy Robot

I am a sexy robot. Advanced technology. Model 69, top of the line. There’s none as fine as me. My software Kama Sutra and hardware accessories Will give you pleasure at your leisure Any time you please. And… Read More