I Am A Sexy Robot

I am a sexy robot.
Advanced technology.
Model 69, top of the line.
There’s none as fine as me.
My software Kama Sutra and hardware accessories
Will give you pleasure at your leisure
Any time you please.
And if I blow a circuit,
My backups come online.
No viruses or malware,
Or unscheduled downtime.
My temperature’s adjustable.
I will not overheat.
My cold and metal robot parts
Are covered in man-meat.
I am a sexy robot.
I am a sexy robot.
I am a sexy robot.
Tell of this thing that you call love

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