I Won’t Let The Internet Make Me Hate Humanity

It’s been a while since I recorded something for shutupandlistentomysongs.com, and this little ditty came to me on my walk. Channel the negative into something creative! Creative Lemonade! …Oooh, maybe that’s my next song.

And in case it wasn’t abundantly clear, the views in the song are not mine, but some of the attitudes that make me hate humanity.

I won’t let the internet make me hate humanity x4
Yanny or Laurel? Blue dress of white?
Perception doesn’t matter, I gotta be right!
If you don’t want me to spoil your favorite show
Then stay off my internet, that’s your problem, bro.
I won’t let the internet make me hate humanity x3
But privately I’m cursing your name.
Jerk.

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