Tiny Store of Bad Stuff

This has nothing to do with the fact that I’m playing Orin Scrivello The Dentist in Little Shop of Horrors at The City Theatre opening Next Friday. Nope. This is a totally unrelated original song based on this crazy idea I have for a musical. Completely unique and original. Not at all affiliated with Little Shop of Horrors.

Tiny store, tiny store of bad stuff
Through the door there’s deliciously mad stuff
Hit the floor because it can be a tad rough
Whoa oh whoa oh

In our store we sell fruits and vegetables
Everything here is totally digestible
But there’s one fact that you might find detestable
All our plants want to eat you

The carrots have roots that are quite deranged
The potatoes have eyes that look at you strange
The fuzz on the peaches is a poisonous mange
Whoa oh whoa oh

You’ll find the lettuce is touched in the head
The tomatoes are so juicy with acid instead
Everything here wants to make you dead
Whoa oh whoa oh

Tiny store, tiny store of bad stuff
Through the door there’s deliciously mad stuff
Hit the floor because it can be a tad rough
Whoa oh whoa oh

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