Wet Wipes For Your Butt
Posted on August 19, 2016
A new low for my weekly silly songs.
Wet wipes for your butt
They’re so great they’ll make you say “What what?”
Once you try ’em you’ll never go back
To the way you used to treat that crack
Some people think there are things that we shouldn’t talk about
Like the fact that we all have to poop, so I’m just trying to help you out
Wet wipes for your butt
Don’t use papyrus like that old King Tut
The vitamin E is good for your skin
And you won’t have to wipe again
And if you like these, then you’ll really like a butt-washing toilet.
We’ve got one.