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If You Wanna Lose Those Pants

by Heath Allyn

November 27, 2025

The muse doesn’t take holidays off.

Rockin’ Tragedy

by Heath Allyn

December 23, 2023

I wrote this in the car at a QT waiting for a dude from Craigslist to meet me to buy something. He never showed up. That has nothing to do with the song though.

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A Dozen Donuts

by Heath Allyn

September 22, 2022

This little ditty came to me in the middle of the night when I got up to pee so I saved it in a voice memo so I wouldn’t forget it.

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If You Wanna Get Laid

by Heath Allyn

February 15, 2022

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Just when I think I couldn’t possibly get any sillier… I record the whole song, take my zoom recorder and drive to an empty parking lot so I can record 15 tracks of shouty vocals at like 1am, finish the song then stay up until 6am editing the video and painstakingly animating fonts. This song brought to you by Duolingo.

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99 Gold Dubloons

by Heath Allyn

October 20, 2021

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“When Can I Poop At Your House?” (Duet with @ImSadAlex)

by Heath Allyn

October 1, 2021

https://youtu.be/OF-RdE-bbGw

After dueting SadAlex’s “When Can I Poop At Your House” several folks wanted a full cover, and I wanted to do it!

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Sir Richard’s Ode

by Heath Allyn

September 27, 2021

Wait for it…

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Chingaderas

by Heath Allyn

May 3, 2021

How are you fuckers always getting in?
You little fuckers always getting in!
Where are you fuckers always getting in?
I don’t like it.
So please stop.

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