Posted on March 28, 2021
Beez McKeever
Sure most people are probably asleep at 6:40am. Some are even getting up or already up. Me, I’m laying in bed trying to sleep but instead getting an idea for a very silly song about having a crush… Read More
Posted on April 9, 2020
Brown Sugar (Cookies)
A useful re-write of a great, but lyrically problematic Rolling Stones song. 2 cups flour, quarter teaspoon of saltHalf teaspoon of cinnamon or 1 if you wantBaking soda, need a teaspoon of thatOne and a half teaspoons of… Read More
Posted on March 24, 2020
Quarantine Love Song
Girl, I see you across the roomAnd your eyes are so captivatingIs this love or maybe a virusI don’t know but my heart’s palpitatingI feel warm and it’s getting harder to breatheBut that’s just because I gotta tell… Read More
Posted on March 2, 2020
Wash Them Hands
I saw a post about how you should wash your hands for 20 seconds and it listed various songs or choruses of songs that were about 20 seconds long that you could sing to help you know if… Read More
Posted on July 8, 2019
Hot Girl With A Cool Dog
I was walking down the streetJust a-shuffling my feetWhen what do I see on the cornerA vision oh so sweetWith a total of six feetAnd a bark that might be trying to warn herWell it’s 95 degreesI’ve got… Read More
Posted on May 16, 2018
I Won’t Let The Internet Make Me Hate Humanity
It’s been a while since I recorded something for shutupandlistentomysongs.com, and this little ditty came to me on my walk. Channel the negative into something creative! Creative Lemonade! …Oooh, maybe that’s my next song. And in case it… Read More
Posted on December 19, 2017
What’s In The Box?
More silly Xmas themed songs from an online advent calendar I made for a friend this year.
Posted on December 12, 2017
Christmas Beach Party
Posted on December 10, 2017
Robot Christmas
Robot Christmas Robot Christmas is just like Christmas But with a lot more robots We like trees and lights and presents But we make chainmail stockings Robots like hot cocoa And sitting by the fire And things flavored… Read More
Posted on December 5, 2017
Big Non-Drumming Girl
If you’re playing the Little Drummer Boy game, here is a TOTALLY ORIGINAL song that’s LDR safe. Seriously, I would never be THAT jerk who likes to ruin people’s fun. Go they told her Badum badum bum You… Read More