Posted on December 3, 2017
Texas Winter Rap
Another video I made for an online advent calendar this year. Errybody likes to rap at christmas time For most people it’s presents, for me it’s dope rhymes Snuggle by the fire and decorate the tree But I… Read More
Posted on December 2, 2017
Pumpkin Pod People
Recorded for an online advent calendar I’m doing for someone this holiday season. Seemed like it should find a permanent home here. It’s that time of year again For the naughty and the nice No one, family or… Read More
Posted on August 31, 2016
On Indefinite Hiatus
My silly songs are going on an indefinite hiatus. They may be back. They may not. Thank you to all that have watched them. I hope to return.
Posted on August 26, 2016
Krazy Glue
Krazy Glue It’s got me stuck on you No matter what we do We’re bound forever with Krazy Glue I know we tried to be so cautious I think the fumes made us both nauseous No matter how… Read More
Posted on August 19, 2016
Wet Wipes For Your Butt
A new low for my weekly silly songs. Wet wipes for your butt They’re so great they’ll make you say “What what?” Once you try ’em you’ll never go back To the way you used to treat that… Read More
Posted on August 12, 2016
Tiny Store of Bad Stuff
This has nothing to do with the fact that I’m playing Orin Scrivello The Dentist in Little Shop of Horrors at The City Theatre opening Next Friday. Nope. This is a totally unrelated original song based on this… Read More
Posted on August 5, 2016
One String Vamp
I only got one string left It’s got me feeling quite bereft It really limits what you play You can’t play chords, there ain’t no way Single notes are all there are Left in your repertoire You’ve got… Read More
Posted on July 29, 2016
Reggie Watts
I’m no Reggie Watts, yeah I’m no Reggie Watts I’m going to sing a song in the style of Reggie Watts Though I know I can’t fool your ears, ’cause you know damn well I’m not This is… Read More
Posted on July 25, 2016
Texas Summer
Let’s just all agree to pretend not to notice how similar this song is to one I recorded just a few weeks ago. It was bound to happen sooner or later. Texas summer is hotter than hell Even… Read More
Posted on July 16, 2016
Pokémon Go!
Pokémon Go! It’s everywhere you look and it’s everybody you know Pokémon Go! But if you don’t like it please make sure and tell the whole world so Pokémon Go! Because if you don’t like something there is… Read More