Posted on April 29, 2016
Song Without A Chorus
I’m gonna write a song without a chorus. Some might call it an unconventional song. I know I run the risk that it might bore us. Because without a chorus it’s hard to sing along. Now this is… Read More
Posted on April 22, 2016
We’re All Prince
Prince may gone from this corporeal plane but he would want us to remember that we are all Prince. In fact, this past video was very much Prince inspired. If you like purple or paisley then you’re Prince… Read More
Posted on April 15, 2016
Sock Hophthalmologist
You should get yourself to the ophthalmologist. You should really go and get your eyeball lookied at. If you go to the sock hop you won’t get kissed With your eye looking infected like that. You want to… Read More
Posted on April 8, 2016
Snuggletown
Snuggletown, Snuggletown, Everybody get your friends and come on down. Snuggletown, Snuggletown, If you don’t want to go we will kill you. Everybody wants to go to Snuggletown, So if you don’t then you must be a pod… Read More
Posted on April 1, 2016
Room Temperature
Hmm, this could have relevance to “Room Temperature Margaritas.” Room temperature. Kind of depends on the room. Room temperature. It could be freezing or as hot as Mt. Doom. So if you’re gonna talk temperature, Talk in degrees,… Read More
Posted on March 25, 2016
Breakfast All Day
From my 80s glam metal days in Band-dana. I was eventually kicked out for not wearing enough bandanas. Breakfast all day, Breakfast all night, There is no time breakfast isn’t alright. If you restrict breakfast to certain hours,… Read More
Posted on March 18, 2016
4 Creepy Notes
4 creepy notes. Here’s a chord that sounds ominous and sad, followed by 4 creepy notes. Here’s a chord that sounds hopeful and glad, ruined by 4 creepy notes. Each note on their own is perfectly fine, But… Read More
Posted on March 11, 2016
Mr. Silhouette
I know my theme song said “All of them are gonna be pretty silly,” but I’m not sure if this one really qualifies! I may have accidentally been not all that silly. Oops. I am just a silhouette… Read More
Posted on March 4, 2016
Minty Dental Floss
Minty minty dental floss keeping my teeth clean. It’s an important part of your dental hygiene. If you’re like me then you don’t want to do it, But if you want to keep your teeth, get down to… Read More
Posted on February 26, 2016
Kaylee Dog Is A Poop Diva
Kayleee dog is a poop diva. She is so particular about where she goes. Kaylee dog is a poop diva. She’s gotta sniff everything with her nose. Kaylee dog is a poop diva. We gotta walk for miles,… Read More